Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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