Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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