So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I love you.
Bad choice
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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