just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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