my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Also, beer. Big fan.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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