I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I stole a fireplace last night.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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