i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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