The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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