Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
