We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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