Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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