areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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