actually, I'm a sock model
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
