No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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