i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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