Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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