tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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