she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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