Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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