I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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