Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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