He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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