Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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