you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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