I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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