Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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