O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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