so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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