I'm sorry my penis didn't work
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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