i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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