Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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