found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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