The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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