I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
