okay pat passed out under dana's car
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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