bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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