For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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