16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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