He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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