theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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