Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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