Who did Billy Mays play for?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Randomize
