I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
