my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
