just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
