overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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