We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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