She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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