a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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