they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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