Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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