Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
