Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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