do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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